A "Harta" egy tolóhajó,

                                                                       elég nagy és behemót.

                                                                       A MAHART-nak építette

                                                                       Komárno-ban meg a tót.

 

                                                                       Rajta fenn a kormányállás

                                                                       nyáron szinte a pokol,

                                                                       álljon oda maga Meciar,

                                                                       mikor éppen szónokol.

 

                                                                       Adjatok egy kalapácsot,

                                                                       kiverem az ablakot!

                                                                       Felforrt a víz az agyamban,

                                                                       azért vagyok zaklatott.

 

                                                                       Tót a kanál, tót a villa,

                                                                       soha ehhez foghatót.

                                                                       Esküszöm, az egész hajón

                                                                       csak a whisky volt a skót!

 

                                                                       Én Istenem, jó Istenem,

                                                                       vajon mit csinálhatok?

                                                                       Ha most tovább kell hajóznom,

                                                                       tótágast is állhatok.

 

                                                                       Hazamegyek megpihenni,

                                                                       felhívom a beosztót...

                                                                       Hát persze, hogy Tóth a neve,

                                                                       még a vejem, az is Tóth!